"How can there only be 400 of you cute little fuckers!?! This is a serious problem, seeing as I personally need 400 of you."
http://www.fupenguin.com/2009/03/start-fucking-donkey.html
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- Myrna Minkoff
- "At some point during every romantic comedy, the female lead suddenly trips and falls, stumbling helplessly over something ridiculous like a leaf, and then some Matthew McConaughey type either whips around the corner just in the nick of time to save her or is clumsily pulled down along with her. That event predictably leads to the magical moment of their first kiss. Please. I fall ALL the time. You know who comes and gets me? The bouncer." -Chelsea Handler
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